THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I DO NOT TRUST OWLS.
awwww, demonic looking cutie
It just wants to be loved on from every angle!
It just wants to be loved on from every angle
This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this.
I want to cry
it’s weirdly comforting to know that all of the meaningless bullshit society judges me on is just a meatsuit made to support the terrifying tentacle beast that is my true form (◡‿◡✿)
THAT LAST COMMENT. BAM.
selfie no makeup
The eyeballs are making me laugh more than they should
someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves
what have you done
The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.
Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.
Fuck your pretentious shit.
"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"
People in this country really need to stop looking down at employment and work in general. Your job is not anymore important than mine, we all contribute to the economy in some regards. A garbageman picking up your trash is no different than a buser working at a fine dining restaurant.
I also find it funny that people think working say at a Burger King is a choice, you really don’t know that persons circumstances. They may have applied for all other open positions in their area and BK was the only one that would hire them. Do not be so quick to judge or look down upon others, you only perpetuate the class warfare and “Me against them” mentality that many Americans have adopted."
Matt Roberts on Facebook, Fast-food workers plan strikes in 100 US cities this week
"People always think they know other people, but they don’t. Not really. I mean, maybe they know things about them, like they won’t eat doughnuts or they like action movies or whatever. But they don’t know what their friends do in their rooms alone at night or what happened to them when they were kids or if they feel fucked up and sad for no reason at all."
Libba Bray (via classylane)
Hand cut/hand corrugated brass lotus design set into 30mm olive wood plugs with chysoprase cabs! I learned a ton from this pair and couldn’t be happier with the result. Much muuuch more designs like this to come. I’d love to do more piece like this so shot me a line and a like HERE!!
I’ve found what I want for Christmas
"maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better"
“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”
“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”
“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago
it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact
let’s begin the feast (◉‿◉✿)
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!